kill-hunger (wicked big omelette)

This is based on an old peasant recipe--I don't remember the real name, but it loosely translated into English as "kill-hunger".

And it does. Believe me.

4 strips bacon OR 1/2 cup crumbled cooked sausage OR an equivalent amount of your favorite breakfast meat
3 eggs
1/4 cup milk or cream
1 tablespoon olive oil
1/4 onion, sliced thinly
1/4 bell pepper, sliced thinly
1 tablespoon minced garlic
1 cup of home fries, diced small (either use frozen or make your own from potatoes that have been boiled, then diced, then fried until crispy)
1/2 cup grated cheese

Salt, pepper, and cayenne to taste.

First, beat the eggs with the milk or cream until frothy. Heat the oil. Saute the pepper, onion, and garlic until done to your liking (I prefer the onion and garlic just short of carmelized, and the pepper cooked enough that it isn't watery). Turn heat to high, add potatoes and breakfast meat, and more oil if needed, and fry until crisp. Turn the heat down and add the eggs, pouring them all around to get good coverage. Sprinkle the cheese on, cook gently until set, and then fold like an omelette.

Yes, this is basically a bacon-cheese-potato-sausage-onion-pepper-garlic omelette. Guaranteed to do just what the name says. Serve hot with crusty brown bread or pumpernickel and plenty of coffee.

Curried squash

2-3 small young zucchini squash
2-3 tsp minced garlic
2-3 tbsp olive oil
Salt
Curry powder (I like Madras curry powder, but the kind you can get in the grocery store works okay)

Cut the ends off the squash, and then cut them in half lengthwise. Cut the halves into 2-3 inch chunks. Don't make them any smaller than this, or they'll get mushy.

Heat the oil in a heavy skillet, preferably nonstick. Add garlic and fry for a minute or two, stirring constantly. Throw in the squash, all at once, and sprinkle on enough curry powder to give it all some color. Add salt to taste. Cook it until it's hot and just starting to brown around the edges; any longer, and the squash loses its crunch.

A teaspoon or two of Patak's spicy red curry paste works really well in place of the curry powder, if you can find it.

Serve hot over rice, unless you're on a low-carb diet, in which case you can eat it as is. This will make enough to feed one or two people; add some chicken breast for a complete meal.

Rice with cumin

When I was growing up, my mother used to make a dish she called Cumin Rice. I remember that she started by frying bacon in the bottom of the pan (usually a Corningware dish on an electric stove), and then fried onions and peppers in the bacon grease. Then she'd add salt and cumin, and fry the rice grains in the onion-pepper-bacon mixture, and then add water or chicken broth and cook it until the rice was done. It was fantastic.

This isn't that dish. It is still good, though.

1/4 cup olive oil
2 cups Basmati rice
3 cups water or chicken broth
1/4 cup bell pepper, diced small
1/4 cup onion, minced
1-2 tbsp garlic, minced
1 tbsp cumin
1 tsp hot Hungarian paprika
Salt to taste

Heat the oil in a saucepan big enough to hold the cooked rice. Make sure it has a tight-fitting lid. Fry the garlic for a minute or so, then add the onion; fry until the onion takes some color, then add the peppers, cumin, and paprika. Add the rice and salt, and fry until the rice is translucent, stirring constantly. Add the water or broth all at once, and cover and cook on low heat until the rice is done. Basmati takes about 15-20 minutes, making this a pretty quick dish.

To reheat, put a couple of tablespoons of oil in the bottom of a hot wok, or use a nonstick skillet. Fry the rice, breaking up any clumps, until heated through. Depending on how clumpy and how old the leftover rice is, you may need more oil and/or some water, broth, or white wine--at that point, just keep frying until the rice is tender again.

Serve hot with darned near anything.

Panfried Kale

Ingredients:

2 large bunches of fresh kale (WILL NOT WORK WITH FROZEN)
1-2 tsp coarse salt (kosher salt or sea salt)
1/4 - 1/2 cup olive oil

Wash the kale and strip the leaves from the stems. Discard the stems. Shred the leaves into large, uneven pieces.

Starting with just a couple of tablespoons, heat the oil in a large skillet. I prefer a nonstick skillet for this dish; use high heat. When the oil is good and hot, add the kale all at once and sprinkle salt over the top. Cover the dish so that while the kale on the bottom fries in the olive oil, the kale on the top steams in the water vapor from the kale on the bottom. Uncover and turn it all over every minute or so, until all of the kale is dark green and some of it is crispy. Add more oil if you need to, but be careful; this is a dish that can go quickly from "having a pleasant hint of olive oil flavor" to "a big, dark green, greasy mess".

Serve piping hot with rice and beans. Goes well with any Mexican or Tex-Mex food, and is incredibly good with Blackened Catfish.

Yeah, it sounds like a weird way to serve greens, but it never disappoints. Even the kids like it.

Chicken Fajitas!

I'm working on writing a cookbook, but I continually run out of time to write, and then I misplace my file, and then I can't find my recipes...etc, etc, etc.

I'm going to start posting random recipes here as I think of them, so that I can organize them later.

So, without further ado, Chicken Fajitas.

2-3 lbs boneless chicken breast or thigh meat
At least 1/4 cup of olive oil
1 large white or yellow onion, diced or sliced into very thin strips
1-3 green, yellow, or red peppers, diced or sliced into very thin strips (optional)
2-3 tablespoons of minced garlic (however many cloves that ends up being)
1 tsp oregano
1 tsp dried cilantro, or 1 tablespoon of chopped fresh cilantro
1 tsp cumin
1 tsp chili powder (the kind that is ground chilis--check the label for salt and other crap before using)
1 fresh lime
1/2 cup tequila
Salt, pepper, and Cayenne pepper to taste

If you have them, I like to add chopped ancho chilis in adobo paste, but that gives it a completely different flavor.

1. Slice chicken into thin strips--I like them about the size of french fries
2. Heat your pan. Cast iron or a good quality nonstick skillet works best.
3. Add the oil. Let the oil heat up almost to smoking; you want the vegetables to sizzle when they hit the pan.
4. Add the garlic and fry it for about a minute.
5. Add the onions and keep everything moving until the onions start to brown.
6. Add the cumin, oregano, cilantro, and chili powder and let it coat the onions and heat up in the oil.
7. Add the chicken. Personally, I like to cook it at this point until the chicken starts to form a brown, spicy crust on the outside--that means heat and lots of it, and maybe a little more oil if the pan has gone dry. This is also the point where you'd add the ancho chilis, if you like.
8. Add the peppers if you have them.
9. After the chicken is cooked to your liking, squeeze the lime into it and add the tequila. Cover the pan immediately and shake it around to deglaze it a little. Simmer this down to a thick sauce.

Serve with tortillas; I like the following sides with this dish:

Salsa
Sour cream
Guacamole
Shredded lettuce
Diced peppers (sweet and hot)
Rice with cumin and garlic (yeah, that's another recipe)
Black beans (and another)
Panfried kale
Fried plantains, if you have the time or energy. I'll post all of these over the coming days, I promise.